妮可．不下崗

 作者  nicoletortoi (跑吧!蜂蜜跑!)                            看板  GFonGuard
 標題  [電信]     禁句
 時間  Wed Apr 30 12:24:08 2008
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【前言】
我跟阿兵哥之間都會約定好一些禁句，以免踩到對方的地雷而吵架
                                                                               
比方說『你沒當兵，你不懂啦!』這句就是官方明訂不准說出口的話…
                                                                               
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阿兵哥：快放假了耶，我覺得好焦慮喔!
                                                                               
妮：你? 你焦慮個屁啊!終於要放假了，應該要很爽才對
    難不成你是擔心房間積了三個月灰塵嗎?
                                                                               
阿兵哥：很久沒回家就會緊張啊，而且我也很緊張要退伍耶，好緊張好緊張
                                                                               
妮：你都有工作了，緊張個什麼勁
                                                                               
阿兵哥：唉呀，你不ㄉㄨ…    (疑似有禁句要出現的fu)
                                                                               
阿兵哥：沒有啦，我是說如果你跟別的女生朋友，男友沒當兵的那種在聊天
        她一定也不能體會你好辛苦等我回來的難過，對不對?
                                                                               
妮：(挑眉) 那你現在的意思就是拐個彎在說，我沒當兵我不懂就是了?
                                                                               
阿兵哥：沒沒沒沒，沒有，我怎麼可能是這個意思 (很慌張在否認)
                                                                               
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(經過了長長一段寂靜)
                                                                               
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阿兵哥：其實也是啦!
                                                                               
妮：(怒!) 好，那我要跟你說，我前幾天跟我以前暗戀的男生一起吃晚餐!哈哈哈哈哈哈
                                                                               
阿兵哥：厚!你很賤耶!!!!!!!怎麼可以這樣!!!!!!!我不想知道這種事啦!!!!!!!!
                                                                               
(註：如果我跟他會吃醋的人吃飯或看電影，內容都不可以說出來，這是他的禁句)
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
報仇到了，真爽!
                                                                               
                                                                               
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當兵最美好之處在於
難熬的日子撐過一天，就代表難過的日子又少過一天
等待的日子渡過一天，就代表你愛我的日子又多一天
所以站崗的每一秒都值得比上一秒更開心一點：)
                                                                               
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