妮可．不下崗

 作者  nicoletortoi (跑吧!蜂蜜跑!)                            看板  GFonGuard
 標題  [閒聊]  也太窮緊張了吧！
 時間  Sat Apr 26 00:41:45 2008
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看到版上議論紛紛的『役期延長』、『外島大退潮』話題
明眼人都知道，只是謠言
事實上，不到公文下來那一刻，不到手伸進籤桶那一刻
什麼都是沒個準的，沒有必要瞎操心啦!
                                                                               
                                                                               
話說，剛剛吃晚餐的時候，就有出現了個過於緊張的同學…
                                                                               
                                                                               
「喂喂，聽說役期要延長喔? 怎麼辦怎麼辦?」
「喂喂，聽說之後外島大退潮喔? 怎麼辦怎麼辦?」
「喂喂，拜拜是不是不能拜媽祖? 是不是就會去馬祖當兵啊?」
                                                                               
「我現在騎車都不經過行天宮了喔! 聽說拜關公就會抽到前線去作戰」
「我現在手上開始塗綠油精有沒有用啊??」
「我現在看到竹竿都會閃開喔! 這樣就不會抽到南竿、北竿」
                                                                               
整頓飯，他都處於這麼焦慮的狀態…
                                                                               
但是…
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
我同學連研究所論文都還沒寫完啊! 預官考試都還沒放榜，連兵種都還沒抽!
                                                                               
是在緊張個屁!
                                                                               
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當兵最美好之處在於
難熬的日子撐過一天，就代表難過的日子又少過一天
等待的日子渡過一天，就代表你愛我的日子又多一天
所以站崗的每一秒都值得比上一秒更開心一點：)
                                                                               
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推 et273476:扭可是一定要推一下的啦~*扭*                            04/26 00:46
→ Tsunlight:噗...最後兩句讓人跟妮可有同感                         04/26 00:53
→ Qlion:他也太緊張了吧XD                                          04/26 01:14
推 chaer:哈哈！好好笑！+5（耶！這不能評分嗎？）                    04/26 01:17
推 CChing:我愛簽名檔!! +5                                          04/26 01:34
推 tryerror:我覺得每個問"怎麼辦"的男人都是窮緊張 因為不管怎樣      04/26 01:57
→ tryerror:就是得照規定當啊 難道讓你早點知道結果 就能改變嗎@@     04/26 01:58
→ tryerror:(這種想法好像太唱高調了@@)                             04/26 01:59
→ ying119:我還看到有人說要先休學去當兵...冏                       04/26 03:05
→ nicoletortoi:推ying119，他昨天也有說出先休學去當兵的選項…囧    04/26 11:09
推 danny979797:當初抽到外島也是這樣退伍阿,不曉得緊張什麼.          04/26 19:29
推 wrisky:我家閃光就是拜完媽祖才抽到外島的                         05/24 00:40