妮可．不下崗

 作者  nicoletortoi (跑吧!蜂蜜跑!)                            看板  GFonGuard
 標題  [電信]  東引動物園
 時間  Thu Mar 13 02:24:30 2008
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【肥麻雀】
之前冬天很冷的時候，他就告訴我…
                                                                               
陳：我們這邊的麻雀，每隻都肥滋滋的喔
                                                                               
妮可：你又知道他肥滋滋的?
                                                                               
陳：他們都吃我們吃剩的”噴”  所以都肥滋滋的在地上走啊
                                                                               
妮可：我沒有聽錯? 在地上走?
                                                                               
陳：而且他們都挖洞躲在土裡睡覺啊! 我都可以看到他的肥肚子
    而且喔，他們都以為自己是土色的不會被發現，可是我都有找到! (得意)
                                                                               
妮可：囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧
                                                                               
                                                                               
【好多鵝(誤!)】
今天，上班中，我的電話響起…老闆正站在我不遠處看預算表
                                                                               
陳：HELLO HELLO HELLO 你在幹嘛
                                                                               
妮可：釘訂書針 (平靜)
                                                                               
陳：厚!你怎麼這麼冷淡啊!
                                                                               
妮可：我只是據實以告啊，好啦，你要幹嘛?
                                                                               
陳：你好冷淡喔! 我不要跟你說了…
                                                                               
妮可：。。。。。。。。。  那bye，晚點說
                                                                               
陳：(急著搶話)等等  你知道那個小魚?那個住海裡的迪士尼小魚?
                                                                               
妮可：小丑魚nemo嗎?
                                                                               
陳：對對對對對對對，然後裡面有很多鵝，會叫mine mine mine
                                                                               
妮可：(皺眉)   鵝?
                                                                               
陳：海鷗啦，我要講的是海鷗。
    跟你說，我們這邊有很多海鷗喔，整天都一直mine mine mine的叫
                                                                               
妮可：(皺眉)  他們真的這樣叫嗎?
                                                                               
陳：沒，我們這邊的都一直 哞哞哞哞哞哞哞哞哞的叫
                                                                               
妮可：囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
●東引崗的姐妹，你們的男人在一個有很多怪動物的島上當兵喔!●
  (這樣有值得開心嗎??)
                                                                               
                                                                               
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當兵最美好之處在於
難熬的日子撐過一天，就代表難過的日子又少過一天
等待的日子渡過一天，就代表你愛我的日子又多一天
所以站崗的每一秒都值得比上一秒更開心一點：)
                                                                               
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推 cutenatsumi:妮可…我相信妳安慰了很多站東引崗姊妹的心…XDDD      03/13 02:30
推 neverfu:很可愛耶你們^^                                          03/13 02:32
推 iAiGO:哈哈~好可愛唷 雖然我不是站東引崗 但感覺東引是個好地方耶   03/13 02:49
→ iAiGO:每天都有新奇的事物  又好山好水  東引的姐妹們都加油唷      03/13 02:50
推 LUG:陳先生找麻雀跟阿宅挖山藥的故事有異曲同工之妙XDDD            03/13 04:27
推 lorisu:我每次看妮可講東引的故事，都會覺得東引是好地方...Orz     03/13 05:12
推 nicolenicole:噗～好可愛阿！推一估先！                           03/13 08:47
推 odeletteshou:所以是海鷗肥成跟鵝一樣的意思嗎?好像海賊王= ="      03/13 10:03
推 iamlis:我畢業以後要找個機會去東引~~ 懇親順便郊遊^^              03/13 10:33
推 zeromagi:感覺好歡樂^^ 我想東引的阿兵混因此過的很開心的~         03/13 10:39
→ nicoletortoi:連江縣觀光旅遊局真的不想找我去上班嗎?????          03/13 11:49
推 huokin:好可愛啊XD                                               03/13 12:24
推 wanwanwan:他們的鵝真的會哞哞叫嗎??XD 不過我可以理解胖麻雀~      03/13 14:05
→ wanwanwan:我真的也看過肚子太大 快頂到地面的麻雀~那畫面真是很    03/13 14:05
→ wanwanwan:讓人驚訝...XD                                         03/13 14:06
→ wanwanwan:不對  我打錯了...我真的把鵝和海鷗弄混了XD             03/13 14:06
推 magicjoy:哈哈哈哈我笑了XDDD而且還學動物叫                       03/13 18:20
推 zaop:哈哈哈哈 大推妮可文章 看文心情真好 原來東引不是只有乖乖呀  03/13 21:00
推 siruko710:大推阿!!那是會飛的大鵝嗎(誤) 可捕麻雀當宵夜 > w < XD  03/13 21:53
推 qoo1519000:好好笑哦~~哈哈哈~~XD                                 03/13 23:03
推 Coaltit:很幸福阿~可以看到很多本島看不到的鳥喔！！讚！！:D       03/14 00:15
推 cynanarn:妮可，我也好希望我家寶貝跟你的陳先生一樣喔~~ 呵呵      03/14 22:27