妮可．不下崗

 作者  nicoletortoi (跑吧!蜂蜜跑!)                            看板  GFonGuard
 標題  [電信] 搞笑生活怎麼停不下來…
 時間  Thu Nov 22 01:18:01 2007
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話說… (我很喜歡用話說開頭)
我家阿兵哥是個錯別字很多的人
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
剛剛和外星人在通電話的時候，還是忍不住思念就哭了
                                                                               
可是因為已經就寢了，怕吵到別人
                                                                               
所以，咕嚕咕嚕~哽咽的蛤  咕嚕咕嚕~哽咽的蛤  事件還是持續發生
                                                                               
他沒有辦法好好安慰我，於是就傳了簡訊過來
                                                                               
內容大約是這樣的：
                                                                               
『BALA BALA…讓我用溫柔的爽手幫你擦擦眼淚』
                                                                               
                                                                               
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冏!
我還以為是一封會讓我再飆淚的溫馨簡訊…
結果，結果，結果
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
你的手到底在爽什麼啊?
是"雙"手好不好!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (怒)
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
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難熬的日子撐過一天，就代表難熬的日子又少過一天
等待的日子渡過一天，就代表你愛我的日子又多一天
所以站崗的每一秒都值得比上一秒更開心一點：)
                                                                               
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※ 編輯: nicoletortoi    來自: 122.118.166.126      (11/22 01:18)
推 litten117:這有好笑....哈哈哈!                                   11/22 01:19
推 trry7329:有好笑  哈哈!                                          11/22 01:24
推 QB0221:推推推。我也笑了!!哈哈~~                                 11/22 01:32
推 Tsunlight:我默默的想+5耶...嘖嘖,一整個中了徵文的毒              11/22 01:38
推 aabl:XDDDDD，妮可的生活整個就很歡樂呀～好羨慕唷>"<              11/22 08:11
推 Chantal221:妮可你可以跟我說他為什麼這麼搞笑嗎XDDDDDD            11/22 09:35
推 nicoletortoi:因為他有我，我有他。我們互相加持就變這樣了…       11/22 10:19
→ eh1422:哈哈哈 !! 好笑 ~~                                        11/22 10:20
→ mikisu:哈哈~甜蜜簡訊變成搞笑簡訊了~XD                           11/22 11:55
推 jadeite72:XD!                                                   11/22 17:08
→ pipoinglee:哈~好可愛唷!!真的還蠻搞笑的~~哈哈~~XDDD              11/22 17:37
推 a19862001:XDDD 有笑有推                                         11/22 17:51
推 starsinsnow:笑的肚子好痛~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                     11/22 19:38
推 Leeling:+....+...+5 (汗)                                        11/22 19:49
推 sales:樓上= =  徵文結束了                                       11/22 22:37

推 AnneHeart:好笑+1                                                11/23 00:53
推 fishtwo:又被妮可妞笑彈擊中，那就是妳想發射去東引的致命武器嗎XD  11/23 01:22